Let me let you make me some money. I’ve always wanted my own business. I still want to practice law but, you know, something on the side that I can make a lot of extra money doing that is fun and keeps me entertained (I get bored very, very easily). As soon as I obtain funding, I am opening a pet resort! My friend Jill has agreed to be my business partner because she wants to play with the dogs sometimes too and we have big plans.
How I know pet resorts are the way to go: I dropped Hailey off at a pet resort at 7 pm on a Friday and picked her up at 7 pm on a Sunday and was charged $105.00. The rate is $30 per day. In my mind I’m thinking I will be charged around $75. These pet resort people are clearly entrepreneurs because they charge $30 per day, not night, no matter how many hours in that day the pet is actually there for, then they also charge an extra $5 per day if you want your dog to have “group play time” between noon and 2 pm or something like that. Who can deny their cute wittle puppy group play time?? When I show up and they give me my grand total of course I just hand over the money because Hailey is worth it. I’m still wondering how she had group play time with her friends on Friday between noon and 2 pm when I dropped her off at 7 pm, but whatever.
Did you know if you invest just $500,000, you should expect to make $1.5 million in the first year!? I believe it. When I ran my pitch by my first funding choice, my parents asked me to send them the information so I think we are on our way!
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